Just In Case…

My wife and I wanted to let everyone know that…

-We will never post a suicide note on this blog.

-We don’t belong to a militia.

-We aren’t stockpiling guns or ammo.  We just have a shotgun and a killer dwarf rabbit for protection.

-We love the IRS and the government. LOL

-We don’t know how to fly or land a plane.  Or crash one.

-We are not right or left wing nut jobs, but we do believe in the Constitution and the American Dream.

-We are not radical Muslims.  I’m Irish (not IRA), and my wife is Polish.

-We have never been involved with any government contractors.

-We have never been visited by the FBI, BATF, IRS, CIA, or the DHS.  Yet.

-We are not part of a cult.

-We are not “deranged individuals”.

-We can’t be off our meds because we take no meds to begin with.

-We do not do illegal drugs and we don’t drink alcohol.

-We don’t sit in our garage all the time clinging to our Bible and our gun.  Yet.

-We don’t own a U-Haul truck.

-We don’t own any fertilizer.