Let Us Be Clear

My wife and I wanted to let everyone know that…

-We will never commit suicide.

-We will never post a suicide note on this blog.

-We don’t belong to a militia.

-We aren’t stockpiling guns or ammo.  We just have a shotgun and a killer dwarf rabbit for protection.

-We love the IRS and the government. LOL

-We don’t know how to fly or land a plane.  Or crash one.

-We are not right or left wing nut jobs, but we do believe in the Constitution and the American Dream.

-We are not radical Muslims.  I’m Irish (not IRA), and my wife is Polish.

-We are not a Jihad Jane or a Jihad Joe.

-We have never been involved with any government contractors.

-We have never been visited by the FBI, BATF, IRS, CIA, or the DHS.  Yet.

-We are not part of a cult.

-We are not “deranged individuals”.

-We can’t be off our meds because we take no meds to begin with.

-We do not do illegal drugs and we don’t drink alcohol.

-We don’t sit in our garage all the time clinging to our Bible and our gun.  Yet.

-We don’t own a rental truck.

-We don’t own any fertilizer.

-We love this Republic called The United States of America, and all the people of this country, and would not do anything violent to this nation or to the people that live here.  This nation is the best place in the world to experience this thing called life.  We want to do everything we can, very peacefully, to keep this country free from the tyranny our Founders warned us about.